What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.