How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D