What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."