What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.