What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.