How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days