Because it was cooler on the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
Yeah.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
Cause it's the balm baby!
Cause they're stupid.
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Patty-OFurniture
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
There's a little nip in the air.
To say "hello from the otter side"
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
They are always asking for change.
Because they crack themselves up!
