Because it was cooler on the other side.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Microsoft.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
I answer back... You mean in bed
They both like a tight seal.
Its going to be all rye.
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
Germany/Brasil 7-1
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
Because they always want to be right.
I'd like some H20 please.
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.
The Olympigs!
