Because it was cooler on the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
To get to the other slide.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .
We don't like anything white on our land.
Tinder and Mild.
TUH KEELLUHHH!!!
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".
Put it under the soap.
Give me 10! dollars
Battle Royale with Cheese.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
They have no idea where home is.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep