What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.