You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
Mat
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
A dead centipede.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
