You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
You wake up wet !
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Holding their hands up
The thief was spending less then his wife.
He will B flat
It's all denty"
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Because I like to sleep around.
Lets get right into the noose.
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
