What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!