What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.