What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.