World War Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...