Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ?

Jog-raphy !

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?