Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.