Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice