Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.