How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.