What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick