Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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How was it?

Tasted awful."

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.