Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!