Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)