What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!