What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.