What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!