What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.