How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What do you call a bee from US?

USB

What country is next to USA?

USB.