How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in