What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Mama Pig Jokes More Mama Pig Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."