How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."