How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."