Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.