Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

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a failure!

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Haloumi!

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I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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The box said 2-4 years!

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