What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.