What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."