Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.