Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster?

A failure.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist?

Hee Lan To

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!