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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.