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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure