Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)