Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Because they always take things, literally.

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii