Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing