Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What is a ghost's favorite drink?

Sprite

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.