Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!