Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.