Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.