Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.