Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Spoiler Jokes More Spoiler Jokes

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/