Crusher Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!