Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.