Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!