Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.