What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.