What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.