What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.