What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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A Poptometrist!

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.