Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.