Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.