Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.