Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.