Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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A: There are more ducks on that side.

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

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Just because ICANN.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

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Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

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