What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer