What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.