What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking