What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.