What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

1950s Jokes More 1950s Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.