A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
It's all out of eggs..
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie."
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
A fridge --
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
Got ham
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Exchange him.
Because they were 50% off!
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
A: Laughing stock.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
putting them back in the wheelchair
Cornography
Furlong
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
Because they don't want a man lost!
onejina
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
sigh* Parenting is hard.
