A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
You mustard be joking!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
It's all out of eggs..
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
She saw the salad dressing.
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Please say a year.
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Elvis Parsley
They are for those who don't drink!
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
No, Woman, no pie."
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
A fridge --
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
A Superbarket
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
A receding hare line.
Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Chickenstocks
For people that don't want anything to drink
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Disoriented.
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
Bolt upright.
At the ugly parlour.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
