How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !