How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.