What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.