What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.