Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.