What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's a python's favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !