What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.