What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.