What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.