They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
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No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
He hadn't got a leg to stand on.
I'm stumped."
Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.
Cha-chink!
Putin
You sit in your own pew
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Marry a net maker
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
Zikachu.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
It was an udder catastrophe.
