They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he finally got it
One that gets you an oscar
He finally got it!
Cause he just got it!
Because he didn't get it.
It's a fugazi.
When he takes out the trash
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...
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No Oscar!
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
Now, both have an oscar.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
He'd get it.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
All white, all white, all white!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Ones green and the other is black
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
Leonardo DiCabrio
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Stall
She goes to the bathroom.
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Sugar is on the lips. :-)
Good Vibrations
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
Empty ones ( )
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
